Lest all my foreign friends think I’m singling them out for special abuse….here’s Sinister Middle Aged American Contractor On Leave.

This species is usually found hanging around in inexpensive bars, and tends to emerge from its den as early as 10:30 AM to prevent an attack of the shakes. Often has a wife at home, whose existence will be carefully concealed from you, especially if you’re a female under the age of 40. Would really like to share his PTSD with you, regardless of your opinion on the matter.

Here’s another subspecies of Sinister Middle Aged American Guy: