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UN Dispatch: What You Need to Know About the Protests in Thailand

Thousands upon thousands of protesters stomp through the sweaty streets of Bangkok, demanding that the current administration step down and attempting to surround governmental buildings. Confused tourists — whose dollars represent one of the most valuable pillars of the Thai economy — sidestep barricades in the more atmospheric neighborhoods of the capitol city, while rumblings […]

Expat Field Guide: Spiritual Seekers

Spiritual Seekers are coming to a tropical paradise near you, bearing books of Zen koans and an unusual fondness for discussing chakras and “Indigo Children.” They are inspired by Elizabeth Gilbert. They would like to talk with you about how Southeast Asians are such a “happy people.” Do not make direct eye contact.   Spiritual […]

The Frontgate Catalog Mocks Your Economic Pain

There is another crass, capitalist catalog out there, beyond the well-known horrors of four-figure Williams Sonoma hen houses. There is another. There is…Frontgate. Unlike Williams Sonoma, as was so masterfully described earlier this month at Deadspin, Frontgate caters to the wealthy person who does not have pretensions of living in a rustic French estate. No, Frontgate […]

Expat Field Guide: Australian Yobbos

Australian Yobbos are found wherever there is a beach and cheap beer, although more adventurous (or clueless) members of the species can sometimes be seen staring blankly at maps in remote villages in Laos. Incomprehensible accents only grow so more so after considerable application of cheap, slightly stale beer. Communicate with sign language. Their spawning […]