The Dear Leader only gave one public speech during his time as ruler of North Korea, and it wasn’t exactly lengthy. In fact, all he said was “Long Live the Heroic Korean Army,” according to journalist Nate Thayer, who was present at the time. It’s kinda like the King’s Speech, but 80% less touching. Gentleman: […]
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Kim Jong Il Invented the Hamburger, and Other DPRK Culinary Highlights
No, the hamburger was not invented in Hamburg. It did not first appear in New Jersey at Louis Lunch.The hamburger in fact first appeared in 2000 at the personal behest of Kim Jong Il, who really wanted top university students to be fed top-quality fast food in-between classes. Eternally enterprising, Kim Jong Il decided in […]