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Eels in unexpected places, pork shortages: as one does

New Zealand Man Seeks Emergency Treatment for Eel Lodged in His Posterior – GlobalPost  Every writer occasionally produces work they consider an intellectual—perhaps even moral—victory. This is not one of those times, but I had fun doing it. My favorite line: “New Zealand’s eels are known for their secretive nature and their fondness for dark […]

The Space Shuttle Flew Over My Head, It Was Pretty Sweet

  I wrote this GlobalPost piece about the space shuttle flying over my head. I knew it was happening on Friday morning, but I can’t say I thought too much of it – figured I’d stand outside in the backyard and hope I got lucky, or something. My mom and I concluded about 10 minutes […]