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Hey, you know what’s awesome? Goddamn Maya Warrior Queens.
I got to interview an archaeologist about the forgotten tomb of a Mayan warrior queen for work this week. This is so incredibly aesthetically pleasing on a number of levels, and I thought I would share. You can read it here. Here’s a bit of it for your perusal: “The tomb of a Classical Mayan […]
A Public Service Announcement About Two People Named Chavez
It has come to my attention that not all of you are aware that Hugo Chavez and Cesar Chavez are different people. Indeed, quite a few Americans appear to be under the impression President Obama recently attended the dedication of a monument to Hugo Chavez, the pudgy and hard-to-control socialist leader of Venezuela. When in […]
#FirstWorldProblems, New York Photos
After a delay of a few million years, I finally edited my New York City photos. That’s the problem with actually editing and making some vague effort to curate your Facebook albums or what have you: it takes a long time. And you get distracted, by shiny objects or what-have-you. Re-reading Churchill’s account of World […]
Bourbon and Watermelons and Cactuses
I have some excellent advice for you. Go buy a mini watermelon, seedless. Chop it up into bits and puree that sucker. If you’re feeling fancy, you can strain the juice. (I wasn’t). Put the watermelon puree in a glass with your favorite bourbon. You can add some lime, or mint, or maybe some Sprite. […]
Pollo Guisado again, killer llamas
I’m making pollo guisado again tonight. Was happy that the guy at Guisados Tacos in LA – I went back this Friday – sounded pleased when I told him he’d inspired me to create this recipe. (Not that it’s much of a recipe…..more of a vague jumble of techniques). It certainly tastes good. We went […]
Khmer Rouge survivor does Reddit Ask Me Anything
A Cambodian woman who survived the Khmer Rouge is doing a Reddit Ask Me Anything question session with her mother. She’s also hoping to raise money so her mom can go see her terminally ill uncle, who raised her, one last time. Here’s her Indieagogo account for donations. Go check it out.
Eels in unexpected places, pork shortages: as one does
New Zealand Man Seeks Emergency Treatment for Eel Lodged in His Posterior – GlobalPost Every writer occasionally produces work they consider an intellectual—perhaps even moral—victory. This is not one of those times, but I had fun doing it. My favorite line: “New Zealand’s eels are known for their secretive nature and their fondness for dark […]
Amusing Things I Photographed: Boston, New York, DC, Stuff
The Boston Aquarium has an extremely important message for you. Good god, I hate it when my cephalopod slithers away into the dark night. And then ends up at a tastefully appointed pop-up tapas bar somewhere in the dark heart of Chelsea. Just hate it. “Oh no, honey—that sound you hear late at night? That is […]
The Space Shuttle Flew Over My Head, It Was Pretty Sweet
I wrote this GlobalPost piece about the space shuttle flying over my head. I knew it was happening on Friday morning, but I can’t say I thought too much of it – figured I’d stand outside in the backyard and hope I got lucky, or something. My mom and I concluded about 10 minutes […]